华山论剑
老头道：那日华山论剑，先是他运起黯然销魂掌，破了我的七十二路空明拳；然后我改打降龙十八掌，却不防他伸开右手食指中指，竟是六脉神剑商阳剑和中冲剑并用，又胜我一筹。可见天下武功彼此克制，武学之道，玄之又玄！ 少年听得心驰目眩，正要再问，老太太骂道：猜拳就猜拳，说得这般威风！ ... ...阅读全文
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看眼科医生
有个人去看眼科医生 问：医生我眼睛不太好，总是看不到太远的东西 于是医生给他做了一下全面的检查跟他说：你跟我来一下 医生把那个人带到医院门口 医生指着天上的太阳问：那是什么 病人说：是太阳 医生：那你还J8想看多远？！！？！ ... ...阅读全文
I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it a... ...阅读全文